1747: the horror and humorous stories of roommates


I’m convinced.
July 17, 2008, 3:30 pm
Filed under: cat, gag

I’m convinced my roommates’ cat Bullseye has a problem. They shrug it off as him eating to fast and throwing it up because he eats to fast. But this happens way too often that I begin to think you know what, if my cat did that I think I’d be like Houston! we have a problem take him to the veternarian! Anyone ever encounter a problem as such? Cat throws up after eating food…It’s annoying especially when they use your favorite mountain dew towel to clean up the puke and leave it to sit in a corner in the living room instead of washing it for you… which left it being no so salvagable.



Dear Roommate…
June 23, 2008, 2:08 pm
Filed under: cat, cleaning, conversation, jen | Tags: , , ,

Dear roommate…

We’ve had this conversation several times before, I’ve asked you several times to reprimand your cat for things such as… teaching them right from wrong. But apparently, you don’t listen to me and it goes through one ear and out other. Your cat once again, shit in my bathtub obviously you’ve never taught your cat to go in the kitty box or it only does so when it wants to. And the solution to the problem is not to tell me to close my bathroom door. And anytime I have brought this problem up you have brushed it off or told me just close your door. Therefore, when your gone on your vacation this next week and a half. I’ll be the one to teach your cat something perhaps it’s not nice to pee, or crap on other people’s stuff or maybe I’ll just let him crap all over your things and see how you like it.

sincerely,

your roommate