1747: the horror and humorous stories of roommates


Dear Roommate…
June 23, 2008, 2:08 pm
Filed under: cat, cleaning, conversation, jen | Tags: , , ,

Dear roommate…

We’ve had this conversation several times before, I’ve asked you several times to reprimand your cat for things such as… teaching them right from wrong. But apparently, you don’t listen to me and it goes through one ear and out other. Your cat once again, shit in my bathtub obviously you’ve never taught your cat to go in the kitty box or it only does so when it wants to. And the solution to the problem is not to tell me to close my bathroom door. And anytime I have brought this problem up you have brushed it off or told me just close your door. Therefore, when your gone on your vacation this next week and a half. I’ll be the one to teach your cat something perhaps it’s not nice to pee, or crap on other people’s stuff or maybe I’ll just let him crap all over your things and see how you like it.

sincerely,

your roommate


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